--- title: "And the Wiener Is... (S03E05) | familyguy.co.uk" canonical: "https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e05-and-the-wiener-is/" updatedDate: 2026-09-06 author: Alex Moss description: "And the Wiener Is...: Family Guy season 3 episode 5 (S03E05), first aired 8 August 2001. Writer and director credits." --- # And the Wiener Is... Episode 5 of Family Guy season 3 (S03E05), the 33rd Family Guy episode overall. Written by Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman and directed by Bert Ring. First broadcast on 8 August 2001. ## Story Peter discovers Chris is better endowed than he is and grows anxious about his own body. He joins a gun club to feel more masculine and takes Chris hunting with his new gun. A bear attacks, and Chris scares it off by shouting and shielding his father. Peter apologises and accepts that courage, not size, is what counts. Meanwhile Meg fails to make the cheerleading squad and ends up a flag girl, pelted with rotten meat by the popular pupils. Lois tells her to befriend Connie D'Amico and take revenge when the chance comes. At Connie's sixteenth birthday party the popular crowd trick Meg into kissing a pig. Lois responds by sending Quagmire to the party to deal with the teenagers. ## Facts | Fact | Detail | | --- | --- | | Season | 3 | | Episode | 5 of 22 | | Overall | No. 33 | | Code | S03E05 | | First aired | 8 August 2001 | | Directed by | Bert Ring | | Written by | Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman | | Production code | 2ACX22 | | Source | Wikipedia: Family Guy season 3 | | Wikidata | Q2503341 | | IMDb | tt0576914 | | Verification | Checked against Wikidata and IMDb: title, date, numbering and credits agree | | US viewers | 5.40 million | ## Voices | Voice | Characters | | --- | --- | | Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin | | Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin, Flo Capp, Rudolph | | Seth Green | Chris Griffin, Neil Goldman | | Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin | | Patrick Duffy | Jack, Salesman, Teacher | | Mike Henry | Cleveland Brown | | Rachael MacFarlane | Beverly, Cheerleader | | Danny Smith | Andy Capp, Man | | Tara Strong | Cheerleader #1, Cheerleader #2 | | Patrick Warburton | Joe Swanson | Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze. ### Guest voices - Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson - Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico - Debra Wilson as Nurse - Patrick Duffy as Jack ## Links - Season: [3](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-3/) - Source: [Wikipedia: Family Guy season 3](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_season_3) - Wikidata: [Q2503341](https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q2503341) - IMDb: [tt0576914](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0576914/) - US viewers: [5.40 million](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_season_3) ## Navigation - Previous: [S03E04 One If by Clam, Two If by Sea](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e04-one-if-by-clam-two-if-by-sea/) - Next: [S03E06 Death Lives](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e06-death-lives/) - Season hub: [Season 3](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-3/) - All episodes: [Family Guy episode guide](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/) ## Season 3: episode 5 of 22 - S03E01 [The Thin White Line](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e01-the-thin-white-line/) - S03E02 [Brian Does Hollywood](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e02-brian-does-hollywood/) - S03E03 [Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e03-mr-griffin-goes-to-washington/) - S03E04 [One If by Clam, Two If by Sea](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e04-one-if-by-clam-two-if-by-sea/) - S03E05 And the Wiener Is... (this entry) - S03E06 [Death Lives](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e06-death-lives/) - S03E07 [Lethal Weapons](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e07-lethal-weapons/) - S03E08 [The Kiss Seen Around the World](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e08-the-kiss-seen-around-the-world/) - S03E09 [Mr. Saturday Knight](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e09-mr-saturday-knight/) - S03E10 [A Fish Out of Water](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e10-a-fish-out-of-water/) - S03E11 [Emission Impossible](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e11-emission-impossible/) - S03E12 [To Love and Die in Dixie](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e12-to-love-and-die-in-dixie/) - S03E13 [Screwed the Pooch](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e13-screwed-the-pooch/) - S03E14 [Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e14-peter-griffin-husband-father-brother/) - S03E15 [Ready, Willing, and Disabled](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e15-ready-willing-and-disabled/) - S03E16 [A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e16-a-very-special-family-guy-freakin-christmas/) - S03E17 [Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e17-brian-wallows-and-peters-swallows/) - S03E18 [From Method to Madness](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e18-from-method-to-madness/) - S03E19 [Stuck Together, Torn Apart](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e19-stuck-together-torn-apart/) - S03E20 [Road to Europe](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e20-road-to-europe/) - S03E21 [Family Guy Viewer Mail #1](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e21-family-guy-viewer-mail-1/) - S03E22 [When You Wish Upon a Weinstein](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s03e22-when-you-wish-upon-a-weinstein/) --- Unofficial fan resource. 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