--- title: "Lois Kills Stewie (S06E05) | familyguy.co.uk" canonical: "https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e05-lois-kills-stewie/" updatedDate: 2026-09-06 author: Alex Moss description: "Lois Kills Stewie: Family Guy season 6 episode 5 (S06E05), first aired 11 November 2007. Writer and director credits." --- # Lois Kills Stewie Episode 5 of Family Guy season 6 (S06E05), the 103rd Family Guy episode overall. Written by Steve Callaghan and directed by Greg Colton. First broadcast on 11 November 2007. ## Story Lois tells the courtroom how she survived: a reverse merman rescued her, she lost her memory and worked at a fat camp in North Carolina, and a blow to the head at a white supremacist rally restored it. Stewie flees the courthouse, ties up his family, kills Cleveland and makes Brian drive him to CIA headquarters in Langley Falls. Chris frees the others and they find Stewie's armoury. At the CIA Stewie seizes a supercomputer and the global power grid, meets Stan Smith and Avery Bullock, and is declared President of the World. He imposes harsh laws. Lois arms herself from his vault and fights him in the Oval Office, gaining the upper hand but unable to kill her own child. Peter shoots Stewie first. Brian then finds Stewie stepping out of a simulator: the sequence was a test of what might happen, and he decides he is not ready. ## Production and reception - Steve Callaghan wrote the episode and Greg Colton directed it; the pair had previously worked together on the season five episode "Whistle While Your Wife Works". ([Wikipedia: Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewie_Kills_Lois_and_Lois_Kills_Stewie)) - Patrick Stewart and Phil LaMarr guest starred. The American Idol panel of Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell also appeared, voting Stewie out of an audition in a cutaway. ([Wikipedia: Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewie_Kills_Lois_and_Lois_Kills_Stewie)) - When Stewie hacks the supercomputer he meets Avery Bullock and Stan Smith of American Dad!; the Volume 6 DVD extends the crossover with an earlier encounter in a toilet. ([Wikipedia: Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewie_Kills_Lois_and_Lois_Kills_Stewie)) - 20th Century Fox issued the two-parter on the Volume 6 DVD, which reached the United States and Canada on 21 October 2008. ([Wikipedia: Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewie_Kills_Lois_and_Lois_Kills_Stewie)) - Ahsan Haque of IGN rated it 9.4 out of 10, and Richard Keller of TV Squad reviewed it more warmly than the first part while finding the ending predictable. ([Wikipedia: Stewie Kills Lois and Lois Kills Stewie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stewie_Kills_Lois_and_Lois_Kills_Stewie)) ## Facts | Fact | Detail | | --- | --- | | Season | 6 | | Episode | 5 of 12 | | Overall | No. 103 | | Code | S06E05 | | First aired | 11 November 2007 | | Directed by | Greg Colton | | Written by | Steve Callaghan | | Production code | 5ACX18 | | Source | Wikipedia: Family Guy season 6 | | Wikidata | Q4043136 | | IMDb | tt0982035 | | Verification | Checked against Wikidata and IMDb: Wikidata differs on director | | US viewers | 10.39 million | ## Voices | Voice | Characters | | --- | --- | | Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin | | Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin | | Seth Green | Chris Griffin | | Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin | | Mike Henry | Cleveland Brown, Bruce the Performance Artist, Consuela | | Paula Abdul | Paula Abdul | | David Boat | Rupert | | Alexandra Breckenridge | Katie Holmes, Hilary Swank | | Simon Cowell | Simon Cowell | | Mark Hentemann | Audience Member, Painter | Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze. ### Guest voices - Patrick Stewart as Avery Bullock - Paula Abdul as herself - Randy Jackson as himself - Simon Cowell as himself - Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson - Adam West as Mayor Adam West - Mike Henry as Consuela - Phil LaMarr as Judge ## Links - Season: [6](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-6/) - Source: [Wikipedia: Family Guy season 6](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_season_6) - Wikidata: [Q4043136](https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q4043136) - IMDb: [tt0982035](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0982035/) - US viewers: [10.39 million](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_season_6) ## Navigation - Previous: [S06E04 Stewie Kills Lois](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e04-stewie-kills-lois/) - Next: [S06E06 Padre de Familia](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e06-padre-de-familia/) - Season hub: [Season 6](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-6/) - All episodes: [Family Guy episode guide](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/) ## Season 6: episode 5 of 12 - S06E01 [Blue Harvest](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e01-blue-harvest/) - S06E02 [Movin' Out (Brian's Song)](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e02-movin-out-brians-song/) - S06E03 [Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e03-believe-it-or-not-joes-walking-on-air/) - S06E04 [Stewie Kills Lois](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e04-stewie-kills-lois/) - S06E05 Lois Kills Stewie (this entry) - S06E06 [Padre de Familia](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e06-padre-de-familia/) - S06E07 [Peter's Daughter](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e07-peters-daughter/) - S06E08 [McStroke](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e08-mcstroke/) - S06E09 [Back to the Woods](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e09-back-to-the-woods/) - S06E10 [Play It Again, Brian](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e10-play-it-again-brian/) - S06E11 [The Former Life of Brian](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e11-the-former-life-of-brian/) - S06E12 [Long John Peter](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s06e12-long-john-peter/) --- Unofficial fan resource. 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