--- title: "Ocean's Three and a Half (S07E07) | familyguy.co.uk" canonical: "https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e07-oceans-three-and-a-half/" updatedDate: 2026-09-06 author: Alex Moss description: "Ocean's Three and a Half: Family Guy season 7 episode 7 (S07E07), first aired 15 February 2009. Writer and director credits." --- # Ocean's Three and a Half Episode 7 of Family Guy season 7 (S07E07), the 117th Family Guy episode overall. Written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong and directed by John Holmquist. First broadcast on 15 February 2009. ## Story Peter, annoyed that Joe is preoccupied with Bonnie's imminent labour, tries to bring the birth on so Joe can spend time with him, Cleveland and Quagmire. Bonnie gives birth to a girl, Susie, but Joe cannot pay the 20,000 dollar medical bill and borrows from a loan shark, ending up in debt to him. The friends ask Carter for the money and he refuses. Peter proposes robbing him instead. The four reach Carter's vault, where Lois arrives and talks Joe out of it. Meanwhile Stewie falls for Susie and writes songs for her, culminating in an elaborate music video set to the Bryan Adams song "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You". Over dinner Stewie reveals his crush has shifted to Adams himself. Lois explains that she got the money from Carter by telling him it was for a divorce lawyer, leaving Peter unsure whether she was joking. ## Production and reception - A cutaway used around two minutes of real audio of Christian Bale's outburst on the set of Terminator Salvation, with Peter's remarks mixed in; it was removed from later broadcasts and the DVD. ([Wikipedia: Ocean's Three and a Half](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean's_Three_and_a_Half)) - The episode includes a jab at Microsoft's Zune MP3 player, a rival to Apple's iPod. ([Wikipedia: Ocean's Three and a Half](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean's_Three_and_a_Half)) - The episode drew a 3.8 Nielsen rating among adults aged 18 to 49, second in its slot to ABC's Desperate Housewives, and ranked in the week's top 20 for that group. ([Wikipedia: Ocean's Three and a Half](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean's_Three_and_a_Half)) - Steve Heisler of The A.V. Club graded it B minus, while Ahsan Haque of IGN wrote favourably about the Bale parody, as did Geoff Boucher in the Los Angeles Times. ([Wikipedia: Ocean's Three and a Half](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean's_Three_and_a_Half)) ## Facts | Fact | Detail | | --- | --- | | Season | 7 | | Episode | 7 of 16 | | Overall | No. 117 | | Code | S07E07 | | First aired | 15 February 2009 | | Directed by | John Holmquist | | Written by | Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | | Production code | 6ACX11 | | Source | Wikipedia: Family Guy season 7 | | Wikidata | Q2066511 | | IMDb | tt1329674 | | Verification | Checked against Wikidata and IMDb: title, date, numbering and credits agree | | US viewers | 7.41 million | ## Voices | Voice | Characters | | --- | --- | | Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin | | Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin, Barbara Pewterschmidt | | Seth Green | Chris Griffin, Chris Griffin | | Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin | | Mike Henry | Cleveland Brown, Consuela | | John G. Brennan | Mort Goldman | | James Burkholder | Drunk Kid #1 | | Max Burkholder | Drunk Kid #2 | | Ralph Garman | Sean Hannity | | Mark Hentemann | Ludwig van Beethoven | Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze. ### Guest voices - James Burkholder as child, Kid - Max Burkholder as child, Kid - Don LaFontaine as himself - J. P. Manoux as Alan Harper - Chris Parson as Charlie Sheen - Cynthia Watros as Woman - Frank Welker as Megatron - Christian Bale as himself (archive voice, uncredited) - Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson - Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson - Mike Henry as Consuela - J.P. Manoux as Jon Cryer - Danny Smith as Loan Shark - Mark Hentemann as Live Studio Ostrich ## Links - Season: [7](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-7/) - Source: [Wikipedia: Family Guy season 7](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_season_7) - Wikidata: [Q2066511](https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q2066511) - IMDb: [tt1329674](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1329674/) - US viewers: [7.41 million](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_season_7) ## Navigation - Previous: [S07E06 Tales of a Third Grade Nothing](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e06-tales-of-a-third-grade-nothing/) - Next: [S07E08 Family Gay](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e08-family-gay/) - Season hub: [Season 7](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-7/) - All episodes: [Family Guy episode guide](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/) ## Season 7: episode 7 of 16 - S07E01 [Love, Blactually](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e01-love-blactually/) - S07E02 [I Dream of Jesus](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e02-i-dream-of-jesus/) - S07E03 [Road to Germany](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e03-road-to-germany/) - S07E04 [Baby Not on Board](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e04-baby-not-on-board/) - S07E05 [The Man with Two Brians](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e05-the-man-with-two-brians/) - S07E06 [Tales of a Third Grade Nothing](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e06-tales-of-a-third-grade-nothing/) - S07E07 Ocean's Three and a Half (this entry) - S07E08 [Family Gay](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e08-family-gay/) - S07E09 [The Juice Is Loose](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e09-the-juice-is-loose/) - S07E10 [Fox-y Lady](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e10-fox-y-lady/) - S07E11 [Not All Dogs Go to Heaven](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e11-not-all-dogs-go-to-heaven/) - S07E12 [420](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e12-420/) - S07E13 [Stew-Roids](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e13-stew-roids/) - S07E14 [We Love You, Conrad](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e14-we-love-you-conrad/) - S07E15 [Three Kings](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e15-three-kings/) - S07E16 [Peter's Progress](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e16-peters-progress/) --- Unofficial fan resource. 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