--- title: "No Country Club for Old Men (S11E22) | familyguy.co.uk" canonical: "https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e22-no-country-club-for-old-men/" updatedDate: 2026-09-06 author: Alex Moss description: "No Country Club for Old Men: Family Guy season 11 episode 22 (S11E22), first aired 19 May 2013. Writer and director credits." --- # No Country Club for Old Men Episode 22 of Family Guy season 11 (S11E22), the 210th Family Guy episode overall. Written by Teresa Hsiao and directed by Jerry Langford. First broadcast on 19 May 2013. ## Story Stewie's harmonica ends up in the bath, Peter sits on it and it lodges in his rectum. He takes to playing tunes with it and appears on America's Got Talent, where flatulence dislodges it. Chris meanwhile takes up with Amanda Barrington, whose family invite the Griffins to their country club. Carter is thrown out for wasting fruit while impersonating Carmen Miranda, and Peter takes his membership. Peter invites Carter along as a guest so that he can mock him, and only tries to help after Lois intervenes. When the club refuses to have them both, Peter resigns. The two then pose as visiting aristocrats to impress Mr Barrington, but Peter gives the game away. Carter wins his place back by humiliating Peter in front of the members, and Peter is thrown out. ## Production and reception - The episode closed the eleventh season and was broadcast on the same night as Roads to Vegas, the two being promoted together as a season finale. ([Wikipedia: No Country Club for Old Men](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Country_Club_for_Old_Men)) - Nielsen figures gave it a 2.5 rating among viewers aged 18 to 49 and an audience of 5.16 million, the largest for any programme in Fox's animation block that evening. ([Wikipedia: No Country Club for Old Men](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Country_Club_for_Old_Men)) - Kevin McFarland of The A.V. Club graded it C plus, Carter Dotson of TV Fanatic gave it 1.5 out of five, and Mark Trammell of TV Equals was mixed. ([Wikipedia: No Country Club for Old Men](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Country_Club_for_Old_Men)) ## Facts | Fact | Detail | | --- | --- | | Season | 11 | | Episode | 22 of 22 | | Overall | No. 210 | | Code | S11E22 | | First aired | 19 May 2013 | | Directed by | Jerry Langford | | Written by | Teresa Hsiao | | Production code | AACX21 | | Source | Wikipedia: Family Guy season 11 | | Wikidata | Q14931630 | | IMDb | tt2778814 | | Verification | Checked against Wikidata and IMDb: title, date, numbering and credits agree | | US viewers | 5.16 million | ## Voices | Voice | Characters | | --- | --- | | Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin | | Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin | | Seth Green | Chris Griffin | | Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin | | Hank Azaria | Reginald Barrington | | Sean Bean | Portrait Griffin | | Nick Cannon | Nick Cannon | Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze. ### Guest voices - Hank Azaria as Reginald Barrington - Sean Bean as the portrait of Peter Griffin's ancestor - Nick Cannon as himself, Nick Cannon - Tom Hiddleston as the statue of Peter Griffin's ancestor - Howie Mandel as himself (DVD version only) - Sharon Osbourne as herself, Sharon Osbourne - Emma Roberts as Amanda Barrington - Seth MacFarlane as Carter Pewterschmidt - Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child ## Links - Season: [11](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-11/) - Source: [Wikipedia: Family Guy season 11](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_season_11) - Wikidata: [Q14931630](https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q14931630) - IMDb: [tt2778814](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2778814/) - US viewers: [5.16 million](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Country_Club_for_Old_Men) ## Navigation - Previous: [S11E21 Roads to Vegas](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e21-roads-to-vegas/) - Next: [S12E01 Finders Keepers](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s12e01-finders-keepers/) - Season hub: [Season 11](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-11/) - All episodes: [Family Guy episode guide](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/) ## Season 11: episode 22 of 22 - S11E01 [Into Fat Air](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e01-into-fat-air/) - S11E02 [Ratings Guy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e02-ratings-guy/) - S11E03 [The Old Man and the Big 'C'](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e03-the-old-man-and-the-big-c/) - S11E04 [Yug Ylimaf](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e04-yug-ylimaf/) - S11E05 [Joe's Revenge](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e05-joes-revenge/) - S11E06 [Lois Comes Out of Her Shell](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e06-lois-comes-out-of-her-shell/) - S11E07 [Friends Without Benefits](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e07-friends-without-benefits/) - S11E08 [Jesus, Mary and Joseph!](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e08-jesus-mary-and-joseph/) - S11E09 [Space Cadet](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e09-space-cadet/) - S11E10 [Brian's Play](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e10-brians-play/) - S11E11 [The Giggity Wife](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e11-the-giggity-wife/) - S11E12 [Valentine's Day in Quahog](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e12-valentines-day-in-quahog/) - S11E13 [Chris Cross](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e13-chris-cross/) - S11E14 [Call Girl](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e14-call-girl/) - S11E15 [Turban Cowboy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e15-turban-cowboy/) - S11E16 [12 and a Half Angry Men](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e16-12-and-a-half-angry-men/) - S11E17 [Bigfat](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e17-bigfat/) - S11E18 [Total Recall](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e18-total-recall/) - S11E19 [Save the Clam](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e19-save-the-clam/) - S11E20 [Farmer Guy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e20-farmer-guy/) - S11E21 [Roads to Vegas](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s11e21-roads-to-vegas/) - S11E22 No Country Club for Old Men (this entry) --- Unofficial fan resource. 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