--- title: "The 2000-Year-Old Virgin (S13E06) | familyguy.co.uk" canonical: "https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e06-the-2000-year-old-virgin/" updatedDate: 2026-09-06 author: Alex Moss description: "The 2000-Year-Old Virgin: Family Guy season 13 episode 6 (S13E06), first aired 7 December 2014. Writer and director credits." --- # The 2000-Year-Old Virgin Episode 6 of Family Guy season 13 (S13E06), the 237th Family Guy episode overall. Written by Ted Jessup and directed by Joseph Lee. First broadcast on 7 December 2014. ## Story Peter and Lois meet Jesus at the Quahog Mall before Christmas and find he is still living in the town and uneasy about matters at home with God. Over drinks at the Drunken Clam the friends plan a birthday party and promise to help him lose his virginity, but speed dating comes to nothing. Jesus then asks Peter for Lois, and Peter agrees in exchange for a massage chair. Drinkers at the bar tell Peter that Jesus is no virgin and works the same trick every Christmas. Peter reaches the hotel to find that Lois has already refused, and Jesus claims he meant it as a lesson. In a second storyline, Rupert gives Stewie a Joni Mitchell record, and the necklace Stewie had hoped for turns out to be for Mayor Adam West. ## Production and reception - The title draws on the 2000 Year Old Man routine and the film The 40-Year-Old Virgin. ([Wikipedia: The 2000-Year-Old Virgin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_2000-Year-Old_Virgin)) - Asked by Entertainment Weekly whether the story would cause offence, executive producer Steve Callaghan said the script contained a joke on that very point. ([Wikipedia: The 2000-Year-Old Virgin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_2000-Year-Old_Virgin)) - The broadcast drew 4.44 million viewers, second on Fox that night behind The Simpsons. ([Wikipedia: The 2000-Year-Old Virgin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_2000-Year-Old_Virgin)) ## Facts | Fact | Detail | | --- | --- | | Season | 13 | | Episode | 6 of 18 | | Overall | No. 237 | | Code | S13E06 | | First aired | 7 December 2014 | | Directed by | Joseph Lee | | Written by | Ted Jessup | | Production code | CACX03 | | Source | Wikipedia: Family Guy season 13 | | Wikidata | Q18608984 | | IMDb | tt4197858 | | Verification | Checked against Wikidata and IMDb: title, date, numbering and credits agree | | US viewers | 4.44 million | ## Voices | Voice | Characters | | --- | --- | | Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin | | Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin | | Seth Green | Chris Griffin | | Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin | | Mike Henry | Cleveland Brown | | Steve Callaghan | Guy on Raft | | Jeff Garlin | Jeff Garlin | Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze. ### Guest voices - Jeff Garlin as himself, Jeff Garlin - Ana Gasteyer as Speed Dater - Lucas Grabeel - Emily Osment as Girl in Santa Hat/Carrie Underwood - Uncredited: - Kevin Michael Richardson as Black Mall Santa - Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson - Adam West as Mayor Adam West - Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ - Jonathan Morgan Heit as Child ## Links - Season: [13](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-13/) - Source: [Wikipedia: Family Guy season 13](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_season_13) - Wikidata: [Q18608984](https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q18608984) - IMDb: [tt4197858](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4197858/) - US viewers: [4.44 million](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_2000-Year-Old_Virgin) ## Navigation - Previous: [S13E05 Turkey Guys](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e05-turkey-guys/) - Next: [S13E07 Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent Adventure](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e07-stewie-chris-and-brians-excellent-adventure/) - Season hub: [Season 13](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-13/) - All episodes: [Family Guy episode guide](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/) ## Season 13: episode 6 of 18 - S13E01 [The Simpsons Guy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e01-the-simpsons-guy/) - S13E02 [The Book of Joe](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e02-the-book-of-joe/) - S13E03 [Baking Bad](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e03-baking-bad/) - S13E04 [Brian the Closer](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e04-brian-the-closer/) - S13E05 [Turkey Guys](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e05-turkey-guys/) - S13E06 The 2000-Year-Old Virgin (this entry) - S13E07 [Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent Adventure](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e07-stewie-chris-and-brians-excellent-adventure/) - S13E08 [Our Idiot Brian](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e08-our-idiot-brian/) - S13E09 [This Little Piggy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e09-this-little-piggy/) - S13E10 [Quagmire's Mom](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e10-quagmires-mom/) - S13E11 [Encyclopedia Griffin](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e11-encyclopedia-griffin/) - S13E12 [Stewie Is Enceinte](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e12-stewie-is-enceinte/) - S13E13 [Dr. C and the Women](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e13-dr-c-and-the-women/) - S13E14 [#JOLO](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e14-jolo/) - S13E15 [Once Bitten](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e15-once-bitten/) - S13E16 [Roasted Guy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e16-roasted-guy/) - S13E17 [Fighting Irish](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e17-fighting-irish/) - S13E18 [Take My Wife](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e18-take-my-wife/) --- Unofficial fan resource. 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