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description: "The Lois Quagmire: Family Guy season 20 episode 12 (S20E12), first aired 27 February 2022. Writer and director credits."
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# The Lois Quagmire

Episode 12 of Family Guy season 20 (S20E12), the 381st Family Guy episode overall. Written by Evan Waite and directed by Greg Colton. First broadcast on 27 February 2022.

## Story

Lois is asked to a smart school reunion and, afraid that Peter will show her up, takes Quagmire along as her husband. He charms her old classmates so thoroughly that she is left out of her own evening. She admits she had hoped he would make a pass she could refuse; he says he held back out of respect, and that Peter was the man for the job. At home the rest of the family order a pizza, and the delivery man dies in their bathroom. They finish his round with the body propped up by Meg, then tip him into the sewers. Lois returns, works out what has gone on, lets it pass and apologises for leaving Peter behind.

## Facts

| Fact | Detail |
| --- | --- |
| Season | 20 |
| Episode | 12 of 20 |
| Overall | No. 381 |
| Code | S20E12 |
| First aired | 27 February 2022 |
| Directed by | Greg Colton |
| Written by | Evan Waite |
| Production code | LACX09 |
| Source | Wikipedia: Family Guy season 20 |
| Wikidata | Q110889383 |
| IMDb | tt17058480 |
| Verification | Checked against Wikidata and IMDb: title, date, numbering and credits agree |
| US viewers | 1.26 million |

## Voices

| Voice | Characters |
| --- | --- |
| Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin |
| Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin |
| Seth Green | Chris Griffin |
| Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin |
| Mike Henry | John Wayne Bobbitt |
| Patrick Warburton | Joe Swanson |
| Paget Brewster | Madison |
| Gary Cole | Principal Shepherd |
| Ralph Garman | Georgie |
| Rachael MacFarlane | Vivian |

Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.

## Links

- Season: [20](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-20/)
- Source: [Wikipedia: Family Guy season 20](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_season_20)
- Wikidata: [Q110889383](https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q110889383)
- IMDb: [tt17058480](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt17058480/)
- US viewers: [1.26 million](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_season_20)

## Navigation

- Previous: [S20E11 Mister Act](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e11-mister-act/)
- Next: [S20E13 Lawyer Guy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e13-lawyer-guy/)
- Season hub: [Season 20](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-20/)
- All episodes: [Family Guy episode guide](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/)

## Season 20: episode 12 of 20

- S20E01 [LASIK Instinct](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e01-lasik-instinct/)
- S20E02 [Rock Hard](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e02-rock-hard/)
- S20E03 [Must Love Dogs](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e03-must-love-dogs/)
- S20E04 [80's Guy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e04-80s-guy/)
- S20E05 [Brief Encounter](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e05-brief-encounter/)
- S20E06 [Cootie & The Blowhard](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e06-cootie-and-the-blowhard/)
- S20E07 [Peterschmidt Manor](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e07-peterschmidt-manor/)
- S20E08 [The Birthday Bootlegger](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e08-the-birthday-bootlegger/)
- S20E09 [The Fatman Always Rings Twice](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e09-the-fatman-always-rings-twice/)
- S20E10 [Christmas Crime](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e10-christmas-crime/)
- S20E11 [Mister Act](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e11-mister-act/)
- S20E12 The Lois Quagmire (this entry)
- S20E13 [Lawyer Guy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e13-lawyer-guy/)
- S20E14 [HBO-No](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e14-hbo-no/)
- S20E15 [Hard Boiled Meg](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e15-hard-boiled-meg/)
- S20E16 [Prescription Heroine](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e16-prescription-heroine/)
- S20E17 [All About Alana](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e17-all-about-alana/)
- S20E18 [Girlfriend, Eh?](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e18-girlfriend-eh/)
- S20E19 [First Blood](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e19-first-blood/)
- S20E20 [Jersey Bore](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s20e20-jersey-bore/)

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