--- title: "Family Guy season 13 episode guide | familyguy.co.uk" canonical: "https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-13/" updatedDate: 2026-09-06 author: Alex Moss description: "All 18 episodes of Family Guy season 13, first broadcast 28 September 2014 to 17 May 2015, with air dates, writers and directors." --- # Family Guy season 13 18 episodes, first broadcast 28 September 2014 to 17 May 2015. Titles, air dates, writers and directors for each, in broadcast order. ## Episodes | No. | Code | Title | First aired | Written by | Directed by | Story | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | 1 | S13E01 | [The Simpsons Guy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e01-the-simpsons-guy/) | 28 Sept 2014 | Patrick Meighan | Peter Shin | A misogynistic comic strip by Peter angers the women of Quahog, and the Griffins leave town. | | 2 | S13E02 | [The Book of Joe](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e02-the-book-of-joe/) | 5 Oct 2014 | Mike Desilets | Mike Kim | Peter finds that Joe has written a children's book about a paraplegic squirrel, and encourages him to send it out. | | 3 | S13E03 | [Baking Bad](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e03-baking-bad/) | 19 Oct 2014 | Mark Hentemann | Jerry Langford | News of an earthquake in Haiti prompts Lois to hold a blood drive, and she bribes Peter into taking part with cookies made to her grandmother's recipe. | | 4 | S13E04 | [Brian the Closer](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e04-brian-the-closer/) | 9 Nov 2014 | Steve Marmel | John Holmquist | Peter grows jealous of Brian's old rope toy and ties it to his car, and Brian is thrown into a fire hydrant and loses his teeth. | | 5 | S13E05 | [Turkey Guys](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e05-turkey-guys/) | 16 Nov 2014 | Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | Julius Wu | The opening sequence parodies the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. | | 6 | S13E06 | [The 2000-Year-Old Virgin](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e06-the-2000-year-old-virgin/) | 7 Dec 2014 | Ted Jessup | Joseph Lee | Peter and Lois meet Jesus at the Quahog Mall before Christmas and find he is still living in the town and uneasy about matters at home with God. | | 7 | S13E07 | [Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent Adventure](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e07-stewie-chris-and-brians-excellent-adventure/) | 4 Jan 2015 | Alex Carter | Joe Vaux | Principal Shepherd warns Peter and Lois that Chris must pass a history exam or repeat the ninth grade. | | 8 | S13E08 | [Our Idiot Brian](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e08-our-idiot-brian/) | 11 Jan 2015 | Aaron Lee | John Holmquist | Worried about her SAT, Meg flatters Brian into sitting it for her in disguise, and he scores 1,000 out of 2,400. | | 9 | S13E09 | [This Little Piggy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e09-this-little-piggy/) | 25 Jan 2015 | Kristin Long | Brian Iles | At Stewie's preschool graduation a photographer called Evan offers Meg modelling work, which turns out to be foot fetish pornography. | | 10 | S13E10 | [Quagmire's Mom](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e10-quagmires-mom/) | 8 Feb 2015 | Tom Devanney | Greg Colton | Quagmire is arrested and charged with statutory rape. | | 11 | S13E11 | [Encyclopedia Griffin](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e11-encyclopedia-griffin/) | 15 Feb 2015 | Lew Morton | Jerry Langford | After Stewie's tricycle is stolen, Peter and his friends question the children of the neighbourhood, find the culprit and set up a detective agency. | | 12 | S13E12 | [Stewie Is Enceinte](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e12-stewie-is-enceinte/) | 8 Mar 2015 | Gary Janetti | Steve Robertson | Brian decides he no longer wants Stewie around. | | 13 | S13E13 | [Dr. C and the Women](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e13-dr-c-and-the-women/) | 15 Mar 2015 | Travis Bowe | Mike Kim | Cleveland starts working as a therapist and counsels Peter and Lois on their marriage. | | 14 | S13E14 | [#JOLO](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e14-jolo/) | 12 Apr 2015 | Artie Johann and Shawn Ries | Julius Wu | While climbing a billboard, Peter comes across a missing child, and the town treats him as a hero. | | 15 | S13E15 | [Once Bitten](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e15-once-bitten/) | 19 Apr 2015 | Anthony Blasucci | Joseph Lee | Brian is put on medication, and while a dose is being forced on him he bites Peter on the arm. | | 16 | S13E16 | [Roasted Guy](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e16-roasted-guy/) | 26 Apr 2015 | Andrew Goldberg | Joe Vaux | Peter presses his friends into holding a comedy roast in his honour, in the style of the roasts Dean Martin once hosted. | | 17 | S13E17 | [Fighting Irish](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e17-fighting-irish/) | 3 May 2015 | Jaydi Samuels | Brian Iles | Quagmire holds a party to mark his thousandth sexual conquest. | | 18 | S13E18 | [Take My Wife](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s13e18-take-my-wife/) | 17 May 2015 | Kevin Biggins | John Holmquist | Lois, Donna and Bonnie book what they describe as a couples holiday in the Bahamas, and Lois arranges for her father Carter to mind the children. | ## Navigation - Previous season: [Season 12](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-12/) - Next season: [Season 14](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-14/) - All episodes: [Family Guy episode guide](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/) --- Unofficial fan resource. 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