--- title: "Family Guy season 7 episode guide | familyguy.co.uk" canonical: "https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-7/" updatedDate: 2026-09-06 author: Alex Moss description: "All 16 episodes of Family Guy season 7, first broadcast 28 September 2008 to 17 May 2009, with air dates, writers and directors." --- # Family Guy season 7 16 episodes, first broadcast 28 September 2008 to 17 May 2009. Titles, air dates, writers and directors for each, in broadcast order. ## Episodes | No. | Code | Title | First aired | Written by | Directed by | Story | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | 1 | S07E01 | [Love, Blactually](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e01-love-blactually/) | 28 Sept 2008 | Mike Henry | Cyndi Tang | Brian meets Carolyn, a fellow atheist, while buying The God Delusion, and the two start dating. | | 2 | S07E02 | [I Dream of Jesus](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e02-i-dream-of-jesus/) | 5 Oct 2008 | Brian Scully | Mike Kim | At a 1950s-themed diner Peter hears Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen and takes the record home when staff realise the song dates from the 1960s. | | 3 | S07E03 | [Road to Germany](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e03-road-to-germany/) | 19 Oct 2008 | Patrick Meighan | Greg Colton | During an Oscars party at the Griffins' house, Mort mistakes a time machine in Stewie's room for a portable toilet and is sent into the past. | | 4 | S07E04 | [Baby Not on Board](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e04-baby-not-on-board/) | 2 Nov 2008 | Mark Hentemann | Julius Wu | After Peter threatens to sue the Quahog Mini-Mart over remarks by Chris, Carl gives him free petrol for a year. | | 5 | S07E05 | [The Man with Two Brians](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e05-the-man-with-two-brians/) | 9 Nov 2008 | John Viener | Dominic Bianchi | After watching Jackass, Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire and Joe film dangerous stunts of their own. | | 6 | S07E06 | [Tales of a Third Grade Nothing](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e06-tales-of-a-third-grade-nothing/) | 16 Nov 2008 | Alex Carter | Jerry Langford | Sent upstairs with shipping reports, Peter finds the executive bathroom and resolves to earn a promotion so he can use it. | | 7 | S07E07 | [Ocean's Three and a Half](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e07-oceans-three-and-a-half/) | 15 Feb 2009 | Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | John Holmquist | Peter, annoyed that Joe is preoccupied with Bonnie's imminent labour, tries to bring the birth on so Joe can spend time with him, Cleveland and Quagmire. | | 8 | S07E08 | [Family Gay](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e08-family-gay/) | 8 Mar 2009 | Richard Appel | Brian Iles | Sent for groceries, Peter comes home with a brain-damaged horse. | | 9 | S07E09 | [The Juice Is Loose](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e09-the-juice-is-loose/) | 15 Mar 2009 | Andrew Goldberg | Cyndi Tang | A title card presents the story as a lost episode from March 2007. | | 10 | S07E10 | [Fox-y Lady](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e10-fox-y-lady/) | 22 Mar 2009 | Matt Fleckenstein | Pete Michels | Fox News sacks its reporter Rhonda Latimer after high-definition broadcasting exposes her wrinkles. | | 11 | S07E11 | [Not All Dogs Go to Heaven](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e11-not-all-dogs-go-to-heaven/) | 29 Mar 2009 | Danny Smith | Greg Colton | The Griffins go to Quahog's yearly Star Trek convention, where Peter makes Meg pose beside a man who has mumps. | | 12 | S07E12 | [420](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e12-420/) | 19 Apr 2009 | Patrick Meighan | Julius Wu | Quagmire adopts a stray cat called James and starts spending his time with it instead of his friends. | | 13 | S07E13 | [Stew-Roids](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e13-stew-roids/) | 26 Apr 2009 | Alec Sulkin | Jerry Langford | At a barbecue hosted by Joe and Bonnie, their baby daughter Susie beats Stewie in a fight over a doll. | | 14 | S07E14 | [We Love You, Conrad](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e14-we-love-you-conrad/) | 3 May 2009 | Cherry Chevapravatdumrong | John Holmquist | Brian's former girlfriend Jillian is marrying Derek, and everyone in the Griffin house is invited except Brian. | | 15 | S07E15 | [Three Kings](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e15-three-kings/) | 10 May 2009 | Alec Sulkin | Dominic Bianchi | Peter, told by Lois he watches too much television, presents three Stephen King stories with the regular characters in the roles. | | 16 | S07E16 | [Peter's Progress](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/s07e16-peters-progress/) | 17 May 2009 | Wellesley Wild | Brian Iles | Cleveland's cousin Madame Claude, a psychic, reads the palms of Peter, Joe and Quagmire to reveal their past lives. | ## Navigation - Previous season: [Season 6](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-6/) - Next season: [Season 8](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/season-8/) - All episodes: [Family Guy episode guide](https://familyguy.co.uk/episodes/) --- Unofficial fan resource. 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