Passenger Fatty-Seven

Quagmire offers his friends a discounted flight, and Peter, Cleveland and Joe go with him to San Francisco. On the return leg they visit the cockpit and accuse Quagmire of neglecting the controls, and he throws them out. Hijackers from an unnamed Eastern European country seize the aircraft. Quagmire keeps the cockpit sealed even when Peter is held at gunpoint. Joe and Cleveland fetch a gun from the hold, and Peter ends up fighting one of the men on the landing gear until Cleveland knocks him off. Lacking ammunition, Cleveland scalds the rest with coffee. A reserve hijacker takes over and aims the plane at a Las Vegas hotel, and Quagmire throws the aircraft into a roll to subdue him. Fighter jets hit a wing, and Quagmire puts the plane down on a lake without loss of life.