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Season 16 · Episode 19 · First aired 13 May 2018

The Unkindest Cut

Episode 19 of Family Guy season 16 (S16E19), the 308th Family Guy episode overall. Written by Mark Hentemann and directed by Jerry Langford. First broadcast on 13 May 2018.

Story

A boat trip with the other men ends badly for Quagmire. A shark attacks him in the water and he loses his penis. Life without the part he prized most goes hard on him, and Ida is the one who helps him find his footing again. The second story sends Stewie and Brian after Mort, who has become a wanted man: a reward has been posted for him by the FBI over his part in a drug scam.

Voices

VoiceCharacters
Seth MacFarlanePeter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin
Alex BorsteinLois Griffin
Seth GreenChris Griffin
Mila KunisMeg Griffin, Meg Griffin
Mike HenryCleveland Brown
John G. BrennanMort Goldman

Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.

Guest voices

  • Johnny Brennan as Mort Goldman
  • Ignacio Serricchio as Pitbull

Season 16: episode 19 of 20

  1. E1Emmy-Winning Episode
  2. E2Foxx in the Men House
  3. E3Nanny Goats
  4. E4Follow the Money
  5. E5Three Directors
  6. E6The D in Apartment 23
  7. E7Petey IV
  8. E8Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
  9. E9Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
  10. E10Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
  11. E11Dog Bites Bear
  12. E12Send in Stewie, Please
  13. E13V Is for Mystery
  14. E14Veteran Guy
  15. E15The Woof of Wall Street
  16. E16Family Guy Through the Years
  17. E17Switch the Flip
  18. E18HTTPete
  19. E19The Unkindest CutYou are here
  20. E20Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

Season hub with air dates and credits for all 20 episodes

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