Season 23 · Episode 14 · First aired 29 May 2025
Cool Hand Lois
Episode 14 of Family Guy season 23 (S23E14), the 440th Family Guy episode overall. Written by Maggie Mull and directed by Jerry Langford. First broadcast on 29 May 2025.
Story
Lois outbids Bonnie at a school auction for a coastal break for two. Encouraged by Meg after an awkward discovery about Chris, she takes up masturbation and lets the household slide. A chance meeting with Bonnie in a sex shop turns into a relationship, to general astonishment. The two women take the holiday, and Peter and Joe follow, feeling humiliated. Seeing their wives happy, they leave them to it and sleep together at a motel instead. Lois later says she called the affair off, and Peter hurriedly denies his own.
Voices
| Voice | Characters |
|---|---|
| Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin |
| Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin |
| Seth Green | Chris Griffin |
| Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin |
| Patrick Warburton | Joe Swanson |
| Arif Zahir | Cleveland Brown |
| Gary Cole | Principal Shepherd |
| Ian James Corlett | Butler, British Sportscaster |
| Ralph Garman | Husband |
Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.
Guest voices
- Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson
- Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd
- John Viener as Announcer
- Sanaa Lathan as Donna Tubbs-Brown
- Alec Sulkin as Jesus Christ
- Rachael MacFarlane as Cashier
- JP Karliak as Additional Voices
- Gary Janetti as Todd
- Ian James Corlett as Butler, Sportscaster
- Ralph Garman as Husband
- Jay Pharoah as Waiter
Season 23: episode 14 of 18
- SPPeter, Peter, Pumpkin Cheater
- SPGift of the White Guy
- E1Fat Gun
- E2Live, Laugh, Love
- E3Drunk with Power
- E4Lois C.K.
- E5The Chicken or the Meg
- E6Dog is My Co-Pilot
- E7Pitch Imperfect
- E8Hard Times at Adam West High
- E9The Elle Word
- E10A Real Who's Hulu
- E11China Doll
- E12One Foot in Front of the Mother
- E13The Fat Lotus
- E14Cool Hand LoisYou are here
- E15Martian Meg
- E16Row v. Wade
- E17Karenheit 451
- E18Twain's World
SourceFacts from Wikipedia: Family Guy season 23 (CC BY-SA 4.0). Spotted an error? See corrections.
Provenance
Facts only- Data refreshed
- 6 September 2026
- Verification
- Checked against IMDb: title, year, numbering and credits agree
- Licence
- Facts are not copyrightable. Source text on Wikipedia is CC BY-SA 4.0; Wikidata is CC0; IMDb data is used for verification under its non-commercial terms.
- Note
- The story summary and notes were written for this site from the sources listed, by Claude in Claude Code on 2026-09-08, awaiting editorial review. Facts only; no dialogue is reproduced. Voice credits: Information courtesy of IMDb (https://www.imdb.com). Used with permission. Guest cast data from TVmaze (https://www.tvmaze.com), CC BY-SA.