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Season 13 · Episode 18 · First aired 17 May 2015

Take My Wife

Episode 18 of Family Guy season 13 (S13E18), the 249th Family Guy episode overall. Written by Kevin Biggins and directed by John Holmquist. First broadcast on 17 May 2015.

Story

Lois, Donna and Bonnie book what they describe as a couples holiday in the Bahamas, and Lois arranges for her father Carter to mind the children. Quagmire turns up with a new girlfriend, Kimi, and is allowed to come. The resort proves to be a relationship counselling retreat, where the counsellor Noel decides the couples are badly matched and pairs everyone off differently, which leaves Lois jealous. A rebellion appears to break out, Noel appears to be shot, and the group is captured and led away two at a time to be executed, all of it staged by Noel to make the couples state their feelings. At home, Carter takes the children's devices away and wins them round with pranks, though the television has them again within moments of their parents returning.

Production and reception

  • The first broadcast drew 2.85 million viewers and placed 31st for the week, ahead of both The Simpsons and Bob's Burgers on Fox that night. Wikipedia, Take My Wife (Family Guy)
  • Jesse Schedeen of IGN scored the season finale 4.7 out of 10, faulting the show for unlikeable characters, shock humour and conflicts that repeated earlier ones. Wikipedia, Take My Wife (Family Guy)

Voices

VoiceCharacters
Seth MacFarlanePeter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin
Alex BorsteinLois Griffin, Barbara Pewterschmidt
Seth GreenChris Griffin
Mila KunisMeg Griffin
Mike HenryCleveland Brown
Ralph GarmanJuror
Scott GrimesMichael Bublé
Sanaa LathanDonna Tubbs
Kevin Michael RichardsonRapper
Danny SmithOwl, Announcer

Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.

Guest voices

Season 13: episode 18 of 18

  1. E1The Simpsons Guy
  2. E2The Book of Joe
  3. E3Baking Bad
  4. E4Brian the Closer
  5. E5Turkey Guys
  6. E6The 2000-Year-Old Virgin
  7. E7Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent Adventure
  8. E8Our Idiot Brian
  9. E9This Little Piggy
  10. E10Quagmire's Mom
  11. E11Encyclopedia Griffin
  12. E12Stewie Is Enceinte
  13. E13Dr. C and the Women
  14. E14#JOLO
  15. E15Once Bitten
  16. E16Roasted Guy
  17. E17Fighting Irish
  18. E18Take My WifeYou are here

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