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Family Guy season 12

21 episodes, first broadcast 29 September 2013 to 18 May 2014. Titles, air dates, writers and directors for each, in broadcast order.

Episodes

21 episodes · 29 Sept 2013 to 18 May 2014

E1Finders Keepers29 Sept 2013Written by Mike Desilets and Anthony Blasucci, directed by John Holmquist.Peter's breath drives everyone away until a dentist finds a shrimp that has been in his mouth for a week.E2Vestigial Peter6 Oct 2013Written by Brian Scully, directed by Julius Wu.A shop assistant spots a lump on Peter's neck, and Dr Hartman diagnoses an undeveloped twin lying under the skin.E3Quagmire's Quagmire3 Nov 2013Written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong, directed by Pete Michels.Quagmire meets Sonya at a computer service counter after his new machine crashes, and they find they share a taste for extreme sex.E4A Fistful of Meg10 Nov 2013Written by Dominic Bianchi and Joe Vaux, directed by Joe Vaux.Meg spills her lunch over Mike Pulaski, a new pupil, who challenges her to a fight after school.E5Boopa-dee Bappa-dee17 Nov 2013Written by Wellesley Wild, directed by Mike Kim.Lois books tickets to Italy during an airline price war and lets Peter believe they are going to a water park until the plane is in the air.E6Life of Brian24 Nov 2013Written by Alex Carter, directed by Joseph Lee.Brian and Stewie flee an altered timeline created when Stewie armed the attackers at Jamestown, and put history back.E7Into Harmony's Way8 Dec 2013Written by Julius Sharpe, directed by Brian Iles.Peter and Quagmire find by accident that their voices harmonise, and start writing songs together.E8Christmas Guy15 Dec 2013Written by Patrick Meighan, directed by Greg Colton.The Griffins find the Christmas carnival at Quahog Mall cancelled, and Vinny learns that Carter is behind it.E9Peter Problems5 Jan 2014Written by Teresa Hsiao, directed by Bob Bowen.Angela promotes Peter to forklift operator at the Pawtucket Brewery, and he masters the machine before lifting a vat of beer, drinking it and driving through a wall...E10Grimm Job12 Jan 2014Written by Alec Sulkin, directed by Joe Vaux.Stewie cannot sleep, so Peter reads him three fairy tales with the people of Quahog in the parts.E11Brian's a Bad Father26 Jan 2014Written by Chris Sheridan, directed by Jerry Langford.Brian's teenage son Dylan comes back to Quahog.E12Mom's the Word9 Mar 2014Written by Ted Jessup, directed by John Holmquist.Peter soils himself at work after eating a tube of raw cookie dough and a taco picked up in the car park, and comes home to the news that a stroke has killed his...E133 Acts of God16 Mar 2014Written by Alec Sulkin, directed by Bob Bowen.The Patriots lose a tenth straight game, this one to the Bills, and two Buffalo players credit God in a postgame interview, so Peter sets out to find him.E14Fresh Heir23 Mar 2014Written by Steve Callaghan, directed by Mike Kim.Peter turns Chris down when he asks to spend time together.E15Secondhand Spoke30 Mar 2014Written by Dave Ihlenfeld and David Wright, directed by Julius Wu.Peter resents the extra breaks his colleague Stella takes to smoke, takes up the habit himself and cannot stop.E16Herpe the Love Sore6 Apr 2014Written by Andrew Goldberg, directed by Greg Colton.Peter opens a parcel addressed to Quagmire and keeps the whip he finds inside.E17The Most Interesting Man in the World13 Apr 2014Written by Tom Devanney, directed by Joseph Lee.Lois goes shooting with Bonnie and leaves Peter to take Stewie to the park.E18Baby Got Black27 Apr 2014Written by Kevin Biggins and Travis Bowe, directed by Brian Iles.Peter, Quagmire and Joe hear a news item about a boy who died staying awake to play Halo, and bet on who can go longest without sleep.E19Meg Stinks!4 May 2014Written by Danny Smith, directed by Bob Bowen.At the James Woods High School college fair, Meg turns out to be a top student, and Principal Shepherd arranges her an interview at Green Mountain College in Vermont.E20He's Bla-ack!11 May 2014Written by Julius Sharpe, directed by Steve Robertson.Cleveland comes back to Quahog after the cancellation of his spin-off and takes ribbing from his friends at the Drunken Clam about the show's logo, its ratings and...E21Chap Stewie18 May 2014Written by Artie Johann and Shawn Ries, directed by Joe Vaux.Peter and Chris destroy the television during a mattress game, and Stewie bites Lois, headbutts Meg and is sent to bed early.

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