Season 11 · Episode 14 · First aired 10 March 2013
Call Girl
Episode 14 of Family Guy season 11 (S11E14), the 202nd Family Guy episode overall. Written by Wellesley Wild and directed by John Holmquist. First broadcast on 10 March 2013.
Story
Chris builds a birdhouse copied from an episode of Benson, and the falcon that raids it turns Peter into a falconer. He trains the bird, names it Xerxes and uses it to steal a motorcycle, then loses everything he owns, the falcon included, when the owner sues. Lois takes work that turns out to be on a phone sex line and finds herself answering most of the men in Quahog. Peter, complaining at the Drunken Clam that he is not getting any sex, is handed the number by Quagmire and rings it. Lois knows him at once, plays along and eventually agrees to meet him in disguise. Eight hours after they sleep together she tells him the truth, and Peter says he had somehow known.
Production and reception
- It took a 2.7 rating among adults aged 18 to 49 and 5.27 million viewers, the most watched title on Fox's animation line-up that night. Wikipedia, Call Girl (Family Guy)
- Kevin McFarland of The A.V. Club graded it C-, arguing that the phone sex strand kept pointing at a better episode buried inside it and that he would rather have watched more of the falcon. Wikipedia, Call Girl (Family Guy)
- Mark Trammell of TV Equals called it good on the whole and among the more solid instalments of the season, if not one of the best the series had made. Wikipedia, Call Girl (Family Guy)
- Carter Dotson of TV Fanatic rated it 3.5 out of 5, finding the situation unusually complicated for the series and less bleak than other recent instalments. Wikipedia, Call Girl (Family Guy)
Voices
| Voice | Characters |
|---|---|
| Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin |
| Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin |
| Seth Green | Chris Griffin |
| Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin |
| Christine Baranski | Christine Baranski |
| John G. Brennan | Mort Goldman |
| Robert Loggia | Robert Loggia |
| Giovanni Ribisi | Randy |
Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.
Guest voices
- Christine Baranski as herself, Christine Baranski
- Robert Loggia as himself (live-action sequence), Robert Loggia
- Giovanni Ribisi as Randy
- Jill Talley as Kelly Ripa
- Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
- Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson
- Johnny Brennan as Mort Goldman
- Rachael MacFarlane as Woman
- John Viener as Gynecologist
- Alec Sulkin as Grocer
- Danny Smith as Gynecologist
Season 11: episode 14 of 22
- E1Into Fat Air
- E2Ratings Guy
- E3The Old Man and the Big 'C'
- E4Yug Ylimaf
- E5Joe's Revenge
- E6Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
- E7Friends Without Benefits
- E8Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
- E9Space Cadet
- E10Brian's Play
- E11The Giggity Wife
- E12Valentine's Day in Quahog
- E13Chris Cross
- E14Call GirlYou are here
- E15Turban Cowboy
- E1612 and a Half Angry Men
- E17Bigfat
- E18Total Recall
- E19Save the Clam
- E20Farmer Guy
- E21Roads to Vegas
- E22No Country Club for Old Men
SourceFacts from Wikipedia: Family Guy season 11 and the episode's article (CC BY-SA 4.0). Spotted an error? See corrections.
Provenance
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- 6 September 2026
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- Note
- The story summary and notes were written for this site from the sources listed, by Claude in Claude Code on 2026-09-08, awaiting editorial review. Facts only; no dialogue is reproduced. Voice credits: Information courtesy of IMDb (https://www.imdb.com). Used with permission. Guest cast data from TVmaze (https://www.tvmaze.com), CC BY-SA.