The Lois Quagmire

Lois is asked to a smart school reunion and, afraid that Peter will show her up, takes Quagmire along as her husband. He charms her old classmates so thoroughly that she is left out of her own evening. She admits she had hoped he would make a pass she could refuse; he says he held back out of respect, and that Peter was the man for the job. At home the rest of the family order a pizza, and the delivery man dies in their bathroom. They finish his round with the body propped up by Meg, then tip him into the sewers. Lois returns, works out what has gone on, lets it pass and apologises for leaving Peter behind.