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Family Guy season 5

18 episodes, first broadcast 10 September 2006 to 20 May 2007. Titles, air dates, writers and directors for each, in broadcast order.

Episodes

18 episodes · 10 Sept 2006 to 20 May 2007

E1Stewie Loves Lois10 Sept 2006Written by Mark Hentemann, directed by Mike Kim.A flu outbreak hits Quahog and Peter talks Dr Hartman into giving him a scarce vaccine.E2Mother Tucker17 Sept 2006Written by Tom Devanney, directed by James Purdum.Peter's mother Thelma arrives and announces she has left his father Francis.E3Hell Comes to Quahog24 Sept 2006Written by Kirker Butler, directed by Dan Povenmire.Peter and his friends forget to collect Meg from the roller rink, and after skating home in the rain she asks for her own car.E4Saving Private Brian5 Nov 2006Written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong, directed by Cyndi Tang.An Army recruiter's presentation at the high school leaves Chris wanting to enlist, and Lois objects.E5Whistle While Your Wife Works12 Nov 2006Written by Steve Callaghan, directed by Greg Colton.Quagmire comes back from Florida with fireworks he smuggled inside his body.E6Prick Up Your Ears19 Nov 2006Written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong, directed by James Purdum.Mayor West smashes the window of an adult video shop while chasing a pizza delivery driver.E7Chick Cancer26 Nov 2006Written by Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild, directed by Pete Michels.Stewie learns that his old friend Olivia Fuller, a toddler actress, has lost her advertising work and is due to open a shop at the Quahog mall.E8Barely Legal17 Dec 2006Written by Kirker Butler, directed by Zac Moncrief.Mayor Adam West sends almost the whole Quahog police department to Cartagena to look for a character from Romancing the Stone, leaving Joe behind because the city is...E9Road to Rupert28 Jan 2007Written by Patrick Meighan, directed by Dan Povenmire.At a family yard sale Brian accidentally sells Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert.E10Peter's Two Dads11 Feb 2007Written by Danny Smith, directed by Cyndi Tang.At Meg's seventeenth birthday party Peter, dressed as a clown, gets drunk, rides a unicycle down the stairs and lands on his father Francis, who dies in hospital...E11The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou18 Feb 2007Written by Mark Hentemann, directed by Julius Wu.Peter takes Stewie along to a full day of golf and Stewie comes home with a tan.E12Airport '074 Mar 2007Written by Tom Devanney, directed by John Holmquist.After a redneck comedy show Peter buys a pickup truck and adopts the lifestyle that goes with it.E13Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey11 Mar 2007Written by Steve Callaghan, directed by Dominic Polcino.An octopus attacks Peter at the aquarium and he takes up exercise.E14No Meals on Wheels25 Mar 2007Written by Mike Henry, directed by Greg Colton.Peter builds an effigy of Adolf Hitler out of his best suit to stop Mort Goldman borrowing his things.E15Boys Do Cry29 Apr 2007Written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong, directed by Brian Iles.Lois takes a job as organist at the local church and has the family attend with her.E16No Chris Left Behind6 May 2007Written by Patrick Meighan, directed by Pete Michels.Brian notices that Chris's history textbook is decades out of date, and Lois raises it at a parent teacher meeting.E17It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One13 May 2007Written by Alex Borstein, directed by Zac Moncrief.The Griffins take a holiday at Quagmire's cabin and swim in Lake Quahog, where waste from an oil refinery makes their hair fall out.E18Meet the Quagmires20 May 2007Written by Mark Hentemann, directed by Dan Povenmire and Chris Robertson.Envious of what Quagmire says about single life, Peter is sent back to 1984 for one night by Death.

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