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Season 9 · Episode 6 · First aired 21 November 2010

Brian Writes a Bestseller

Episode 6 of Family Guy season 9 (S09E06), the 153rd Family Guy episode overall. Written by Gary Janetti and directed by Joseph Lee. First broadcast on 21 November 2010.

Story

Crates of unsold copies of Brian's novel Faster Than the Speed of Love arrive in the post and he gives up writing, until he notices a self-help title at the top of the New York Times list. Stewie talks him into producing one to prove the form is worthless, and Wish It, Want It, Do It, written in three hours, sells heavily. Brian takes Stewie on as his publicist and turns insufferable, sacking him when Christopher Hitchens drops out of a booking on Real Time with Bill Maher. Maher, Arianna Huffington and Dana Gould pull the book apart on air until Brian admits he wrote it quickly for the money, and Maher drives him off the set. Back home, Brian half apologises and Stewie tells him plainly that he cannot write.

Production and reception

Voices

VoiceCharacters
Seth MacFarlanePeter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin
Alex BorsteinLois Griffin, Penguin Publishing Receptionist, Veterinarian
Seth GreenChris Griffin, Chris Griffin
Mila KunisMeg Griffin
Mike HenryPaparazzis
Alexandra BreckenridgeHigh School Checker, Female Author, Renée Zellweger
Chris CoxMailman, Paparazzis
Ralph GarmanPaparazzis
Dana GouldDana Gould
Arianna HuffingtonArianna Huffington

Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.

Guest voices

  • Dana Gould as himself (live-action)
  • Arianna Huffington as herself (live-action)
  • Christine Lakin as Joyce Kinney
  • Bill Maher as himself (live-action), Bill Maher
  • Katie Sah as Jan, Receptionist
  • Ashley Tisdale as Kelly
  • Adam West as Mayor Adam West
  • John Viener as Man in Coma

Season 9: episode 6 of 18

  1. E1And Then There Were Fewer
  2. E2Excellence in Broadcasting
  3. E3Welcome Back, Carter
  4. E4Halloween on Spooner Street
  5. E5Baby, You Knock Me Out
  6. E6Brian Writes a BestsellerYou are here
  7. E7Road to the North Pole
  8. E8New Kidney in Town
  9. E9And I'm Joyce Kinney
  10. E10Friends of Peter G.
  11. E11German Guy
  12. E12The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
  13. E13Trading Places
  14. E14Tiegs for Two
  15. E15Brothers & Sisters
  16. E16The Big Bang Theory
  17. E17Foreign Affairs
  18. E18It's a Trap!

Season hub with air dates and credits for all 18 episodes

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