Season 3 · Episode 5 · First aired 8 August 2001
And the Wiener Is...
Episode 5 of Family Guy season 3 (S03E05), the 33rd Family Guy episode overall. Written by Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman and directed by Bert Ring. First broadcast on 8 August 2001.
Story
Peter discovers Chris is better endowed than he is and grows anxious about his own body. He joins a gun club to feel more masculine and takes Chris hunting with his new gun. A bear attacks, and Chris scares it off by shouting and shielding his father. Peter apologises and accepts that courage, not size, is what counts. Meanwhile Meg fails to make the cheerleading squad and ends up a flag girl, pelted with rotten meat by the popular pupils. Lois tells her to befriend Connie D'Amico and take revenge when the chance comes. At Connie's sixteenth birthday party the popular crowd trick Meg into kissing a pig. Lois responds by sending Quagmire to the party to deal with the teenagers.
Voices
| Voice | Characters |
|---|---|
| Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin |
| Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin, Flo Capp, Rudolph |
| Seth Green | Chris Griffin, Neil Goldman |
| Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin |
| Patrick Duffy | Jack, Salesman, Teacher |
| Mike Henry | Cleveland Brown |
| Rachael MacFarlane | Beverly, Cheerleader |
| Danny Smith | Andy Capp, Man |
| Tara Strong | Cheerleader #1, Cheerleader #2 |
| Patrick Warburton | Joe Swanson |
Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.
Guest voices
- Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
- Lisa Wilhoit as Connie DiMico
- Debra Wilson as Nurse
- Patrick Duffy as Jack
Season 3: episode 5 of 22
- E1The Thin White Line
- E2Brian Does Hollywood
- E3Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
- E4One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
- E5And the Wiener Is...You are here
- E6Death Lives
- E7Lethal Weapons
- E8The Kiss Seen Around the World
- E9Mr. Saturday Knight
- E10A Fish Out of Water
- E11Emission Impossible
- E12To Love and Die in Dixie
- E13Screwed the Pooch
- E14Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
- E15Ready, Willing, and Disabled
- E16A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
- E17Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
- E18From Method to Madness
- E19Stuck Together, Torn Apart
- E20Road to Europe
- E21Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
- E22When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
SourceFacts from Wikipedia: Family Guy season 3 (CC BY-SA 4.0). Spotted an error? See corrections.
Provenance
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- 6 September 2026
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- Note
- The story summary and notes were written for this site from the sources listed, by Claude in Claude Code on 2026-09-08, awaiting editorial review. Facts only; no dialogue is reproduced. Voice credits: Information courtesy of IMDb (https://www.imdb.com). Used with permission. Guest cast data from TVmaze (https://www.tvmaze.com), CC BY-SA.