Season 7 · Episode 14 · First aired 3 May 2009

We Love You, Conrad

Episode 14 of Family Guy season 7 (S07E14), the 124th Family Guy episode overall. Written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong and directed by John Holmquist. First broadcast on 3 May 2009.

Story

Brian's former girlfriend Jillian is marrying Derek, and everyone in the Griffin house is invited except Brian. At a dinner with the couple he learns that Derek excels at everything, and he goes to a bar to get drunk. He wakes up beside Lauren Conrad of The Hills. Stewie leaks the relationship online against Brian's wishes, and the press treats Lauren as a dumb blonde. Brian tries to end things but finds that Lauren is highly educated and hides her intelligence from the public. Over dinner with the Griffins he struggles to keep up with her. Lauren sees that Brian never got over Jillian and urges him to say so. A plan to make Jillian jealous, with Stewie posing as Brian's date, fails. Brian interrupts the wedding to declare his feelings, but Jillian tells him she has moved on.

Production and reception

The first broadcast on 3 May 2009 drew 6.67 million viewers, topping Fox's Animation Domination block for the evening. Wikipedia, We Love You, Conrad
Jillian was again voiced by Drew Barrymore; Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge of The Hills played themselves. Wikipedia, We Love You, Conrad
Conrad kept to the script without improvising and hired an acting coach to help with lines full of historical facts and scientific terms. Wikipedia, We Love You, Conrad
Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno appear in live-action clips from their talk shows. Wikipedia, We Love You, Conrad
Ahsan Haque of IGN rated it 8 out of 10, and The A.V. Club's Steve Heisler graded it B minus. Wikipedia, We Love You, Conrad

Voices

Voice	Characters
Seth MacFarlane	Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin
Alex Borstein	Lois Griffin, Middle-Aged Woman
Seth Green	Chris Griffin
Mila Kunis	Meg Griffin
Mike Henry	Cleveland Brown, Bruce the Performance Artist
Drew Barrymore	Jillian Russell
Lauren Conrad	Lauren Conrad
Jackson Douglas	Jason Voorhees
Jimmy Fallon	Jimmy Fallon
Craig Ferguson	Craig Ferguson

Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.

Guest voices

Drew Barrymore as Jillian
Lauren Conrad as herself, Lauren Conrad
Jimmy Fallon as himself (live-action sequence), Jimmy Fallon
Craig Ferguson as himself (live-action sequence), Craig Ferguson
Bryce Dallas Howard as herself
Jay Leno as himself (live-action sequence), Jay Leno
Audrina Patridge as herself
Whitney Port as herself (live-action sequence)
Kate Todd as Heidi Montag
Sarah Utterback as Lindsay Lohan
Dirk Benedict as "Face"
George Peppard as "Hannibal" Smith
Ralph Garman as Editor
Wally Wingert as Austin Powers
Lupe Ontiveros as Maid

Season 7: episode 14 of 16

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Provenance

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