Season 7 · Episode 7 · First aired 15 February 2009

Ocean's Three and a Half

Episode 7 of Family Guy season 7 (S07E07), the 117th Family Guy episode overall. Written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong and directed by John Holmquist. First broadcast on 15 February 2009.

Story

Peter, annoyed that Joe is preoccupied with Bonnie's imminent labour, tries to bring the birth on so Joe can spend time with him, Cleveland and Quagmire. Bonnie gives birth to a girl, Susie, but Joe cannot pay the 20,000 dollar medical bill and borrows from a loan shark, ending up in debt to him. The friends ask Carter for the money and he refuses. Peter proposes robbing him instead. The four reach Carter's vault, where Lois arrives and talks Joe out of it. Meanwhile Stewie falls for Susie and writes songs for her, culminating in an elaborate music video set to the Bryan Adams song "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You". Over dinner Stewie reveals his crush has shifted to Adams himself. Lois explains that she got the money from Carter by telling him it was for a divorce lawyer, leaving Peter unsure whether she was joking.

Production and reception

A cutaway used around two minutes of real audio of Christian Bale's outburst on the set of Terminator Salvation, with Peter's remarks mixed in; it was removed from later broadcasts and the DVD. Wikipedia, Ocean's Three and a Half
The episode includes a jab at Microsoft's Zune MP3 player, a rival to Apple's iPod. Wikipedia, Ocean's Three and a Half
The episode drew a 3.8 Nielsen rating among adults aged 18 to 49, second in its slot to ABC's Desperate Housewives, and ranked in the week's top 20 for that group. Wikipedia, Ocean's Three and a Half
Steve Heisler of The A.V. Club graded it B minus, while Ahsan Haque of IGN wrote favourably about the Bale parody, as did Geoff Boucher in the Los Angeles Times. Wikipedia, Ocean's Three and a Half

Voices

Voice	Characters
Seth MacFarlane	Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin
Alex Borstein	Lois Griffin, Barbara Pewterschmidt
Seth Green	Chris Griffin, Chris Griffin
Mila Kunis	Meg Griffin
Mike Henry	Cleveland Brown, Consuela
John G. Brennan	Mort Goldman
James Burkholder	Drunk Kid #1
Max Burkholder	Drunk Kid #2
Ralph Garman	Sean Hannity
Mark Hentemann	Ludwig van Beethoven

Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.

Guest voices

James Burkholder as child, Kid
Max Burkholder as child, Kid
Don LaFontaine as himself
J. P. Manoux as Alan Harper
Chris Parson as Charlie Sheen
Cynthia Watros as Woman
Frank Welker as Megatron
Christian Bale as himself (archive voice, uncredited)
Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson
Mike Henry as Consuela
J.P. Manoux as Jon Cryer
Danny Smith as Loan Shark
Mark Hentemann as Live Studio Ostrich

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Provenance

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Sources: Wikipedia: Ocean's Three and a Half
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