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Season 4 · Episode 5 · First aired 12 June 2005

The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire

Episode 5 of Family Guy season 4 (S04E05), the 55th Family Guy episode overall. Written by Mike Henry and Patrick Henry and directed by James Purdum. First broadcast on 12 June 2005.

Story

At a party on Peter's boat, Quagmire retrieves a fish from Loretta's cleavage. Later Peter and Brian catch Loretta having sex with a man, seeing only a phone number tattooed on his buttocks. They spread the news, and when Cleveland hears he seems unbothered. Loretta throws him out for not being enough of a man. Peter and Brian recognise the tattoo on Quagmire, but Cleveland stays calm even then. Lois says Loretta wants him to show some feeling. Peter's efforts fail until he wrestles Brian in Quagmire and Loretta masks, which enrages Cleveland. Peter hides Quagmire at Mayor West's mansion, but Quagmire returns and rings Cleveland to apologise. Cleveland chases him with a baseball bat yet finds he cannot hurt anyone. Quagmire apologises, Cleveland and Loretta agree to divorce, and the two men later settle things with a boxing match.

Production and reception

Voices

VoiceCharacters
Seth MacFarlanePeter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin
Alex BorsteinLois Griffin, Loretta Brown
Seth GreenChris Griffin
Mila KunisMeg Griffin
Jane CarrEndora
Randy CrenshawBarbershop Quartet Member
Miriam FlynnSamantha
Ralph GarmanDriver #2
David A. GoodmanMickey Goldmill
Mike HenryCleveland Brown, Bruce the Performance Artist, Host of 'Kicked in the Nuts'

Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.

Guest voices

  • Jane Carr as Endora
  • Randy Crenshaw as Barbershop Quarter Singer
  • Miriam Flynn as Samantha
  • Denis Martell as Santos
  • Fred Tatasciore as Randy Savage
  • John Viener as Non
  • Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
  • Jennifer Tilly as Bonnie Swanson
  • Alex Borstein as Loretta Brown
  • Randy Savage as Macho Man Randy Savage

Season 4: episode 5 of 30

  1. E1North by North Quahog
  2. E2Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
  3. E3Blind Ambition
  4. E4Don't Make Me Over
  5. E5The Cleveland–Loretta QuagmireYou are here
  6. E6Petarded
  7. E7Brian the Bachelor
  8. E88 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
  9. E9Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
  10. E10Model Misbehavior
  11. E11Peter's Got Woods
  12. E12Perfect Castaway
  13. E13Jungle Love
  14. E14PTV
  15. E15Brian Goes Back to College
  16. E16The Courtship of Stewie's Father
  17. E17The Fat Guy Strangler
  18. E18The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
  19. E19Brian Sings and Swings
  20. E20Patriot Games
  21. E21I Take Thee Quagmire
  22. E22Sibling Rivalry
  23. E23Deep Throats
  24. E24Peterotica
  25. E25You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
  26. E26Petergeist
  27. E27The Griffin Family History
  28. E28Stewie B. Goode
  29. E29Bango Was His Name, Oh!
  30. E30Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure

Season hub with air dates and credits for all 30 episodes

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