Season 4 · Episode 2 · First aired 8 May 2005
Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Episode 2 of Family Guy season 4 (S04E02), the 52nd Family Guy episode overall. Written by Ken Goin and directed by Pete Michels. First broadcast on 8 May 2005.
Story
When the English teacher at Chris's school leaves, Brian steps in as a substitute. He is moved to a class of troubled teenagers and, after a struggle, persuades them to aim for modest jobs. Meanwhile Chris falls for Mrs Lockhart, the teacher who takes over from Brian. She offers to return his affection if he helps her kill her husband. Chris refuses, so she has a bear do it instead. Lois and the family assume Chris killed Mr Lockhart and cover it up until a Channel 5 report clears him.
Voices
| Voice | Characters |
|---|---|
| Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin |
| Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin, Woman in Car, Black Student |
| Seth Green | Chris Griffin, Matt Damon |
| Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin |
| Lori Alan | Diane Simmons |
| Drew Barrymore | Mrs. Lana Lockhart |
| Ralph Garman | Student |
| Juanita Jennings | Miss Clifton |
| Arif S. Kinchen | Carlos |
| Jonathan Lipnicki | Wesly |
Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.
Guest voices
- Lori Alan as Diane Simmons
- Tara Strong as Amanda Rebecca
- Wally Wingert as Mr. Sloan
- Drew Barrymore as Mrs. Lana Lockhart
- Steve Zirnkilton as Narrator
- Ralph Garman as Ronald Lockhart
- Juanita Jennings as Miss Clifton
Season 4: episode 2 of 30
- E1North by North Quahog
- E2Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. HighYou are here
- E3Blind Ambition
- E4Don't Make Me Over
- E5The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire
- E6Petarded
- E7Brian the Bachelor
- E88 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
- E9Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
- E10Model Misbehavior
- E11Peter's Got Woods
- E12Perfect Castaway
- E13Jungle Love
- E14PTV
- E15Brian Goes Back to College
- E16The Courtship of Stewie's Father
- E17The Fat Guy Strangler
- E18The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
- E19Brian Sings and Swings
- E20Patriot Games
- E21I Take Thee Quagmire
- E22Sibling Rivalry
- E23Deep Throats
- E24Peterotica
- E25You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
- E26Petergeist
- E27The Griffin Family History
- E28Stewie B. Goode
- E29Bango Was His Name, Oh!
- E30Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure
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