Season 4 · Episode 6 · First aired 19 June 2005
Petarded
Episode 6 of Family Guy season 4 (S04E06), the 56th Family Guy episode overall. Written by Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild and directed by Seth Kearsley. First broadcast on 19 June 2005.
Story
At a games night, Lois feeds Peter preschool Trivial Pursuit questions so that he wins, and he boasts he is smarter than everyone. Brian, irritated, dares him to sit the MacArthur Fellows Program test. The results class Peter as intellectually disabled rather than a genius, and he sinks into depression. After he knocks down Tom Tucker, who declines to press charges, Peter finds the label lets him get away with anything. His misbehaviour ends when he scalds Lois with hot grease at a fast-food restaurant. While she is in hospital, child protection services rule Peter unfit and place Meg, Chris and Stewie with Cleveland. Peter fills Cleveland's house with prostitutes to make him look a bad parent, then loses a custody hearing. Just as he accepts the family may never reunite, Lois returns home recovered and with custody restored.
Production and reception
- Alec Sulkin and Wellesley Wild wrote the episode from an idea by Seth MacFarlane, and Seth Kearsley directed. Wikipedia, Petarded
- The Trivial Pursuit rigging was David A. Goodman's suggestion; in the first draft Peter's easy questions came by chance. Wikipedia, Petarded
- MacFarlane tried to hire Lennie Weinrib to reprise Timer, a 1970s public service announcement character, but Weinrib could not recall the role, so MacFarlane voiced it himself. Wikipedia, Petarded
- Broadcast censors removed a song about Peter's diagnosis sung by Quahog residents, on the ground that one word, retarded, recurred too often in it. Wikipedia, Petarded
- The episode drew a Nielsen rating of 4.4 as the week's 42nd most-watched programme; in 2014 IGN ranked it the best Family Guy episode of the show's first fifteen years. Wikipedia, Petarded
Voices
| Voice | Characters |
|---|---|
| Seth MacFarlane | Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin |
| Alex Borstein | Lois Griffin, Woman in Bathroom Stall #1, Diana |
| Seth Green | Chris Griffin, Rocky |
| Mila Kunis | Meg Griffin, Woman in Bathroom Stall #3 |
| John G. Brennan | Mort Goldman |
| LeVar Burton | Verne |
| Gary Cole | Agent Jessup |
| Barclay DeVeau | Patty |
| Ralph Garman | Jake |
| Mike Henry | Cleveland Brown |
Principal voice credits as recorded by IMDb, which lists up to ten credits per episode, so recurring characters can be missing here. Guest voices below come from Wikipedia and TVmaze.
Guest voices
- LeVar Burton as Vern
- Gary Cole as Priest
- Barclay DeVeau as Patty
- Phil LaMarr as Announcer/Judge, Judge
- Cloris Leachman as herself
- Len Maxwell
- Natasha Melnick as Ruth
- Nicole Sullivan as Esther
- John Viener as Agent Jessup
- Lisa Wilhoit as Beth
- Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson
- Seth Green as Rocky Dennis
- Alec Sulkin as Dan Rather
- Danny Smith as Japanese Man
Season 4: episode 6 of 30
- E1North by North Quahog
- E2Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
- E3Blind Ambition
- E4Don't Make Me Over
- E5The Cleveland–Loretta Quagmire
- E6PetardedYou are here
- E7Brian the Bachelor
- E88 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
- E9Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
- E10Model Misbehavior
- E11Peter's Got Woods
- E12Perfect Castaway
- E13Jungle Love
- E14PTV
- E15Brian Goes Back to College
- E16The Courtship of Stewie's Father
- E17The Fat Guy Strangler
- E18The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
- E19Brian Sings and Swings
- E20Patriot Games
- E21I Take Thee Quagmire
- E22Sibling Rivalry
- E23Deep Throats
- E24Peterotica
- E25You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
- E26Petergeist
- E27The Griffin Family History
- E28Stewie B. Goode
- E29Bango Was His Name, Oh!
- E30Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure
SourceFacts from Wikipedia: Family Guy season 4 and the episode's article (CC BY-SA 4.0). Spotted an error? See corrections.
Provenance
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- 6 September 2026
- Verification
- Checked against Wikidata and IMDb: title, date, numbering and credits agree
- Licence
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- Note
- The story summary and notes were written for this site from the sources listed, by Claude in Claude Code on 2026-09-08, awaiting editorial review. Facts only; no dialogue is reproduced. Voice credits: Information courtesy of IMDb (https://www.imdb.com). Used with permission. Guest cast data from TVmaze (https://www.tvmaze.com), CC BY-SA.